i once chipped a tooth while making out when i was 15
I once bit a guy’s dick because I told him not to force his dick down my throat and he did
I once dated and kissed a girl to hide my sexuality
a leopard can carry twice its bodyweight up a tree
Ants are really strong
Where is this post going?
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
What if I am unbloomed eternal,
a bulging bud cusping
What if melancholic
seizure seizes my frame
I see your pain
it sings through my longing chest
the pulsing banging shrieking leaves echoes
but my sightless eyes long darkened by this
encounter are alone
and this is
this is my beginning
Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.
When I first got my bunny I would shake his cage whenever I would see him do this. I thought he was dying or sick. I wasn’t aware that this was how they lay down.
AW OH MY GOSH
yeah because if your bunny is sick/dying, you shake the cage. duh!!!
she looks legitimately troubled
If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.